I live in yoga pants! :)
Clarity
Wow, it is amazing how much clarity that comes to me when I stop overextending myself. When I say “no thanks”, “fuck it”, & “I’m not interested”. I most def. don’t have my shit together, I don’t think that is ever truly possible, but I’m feeling better mentally and physically. Change is in the air and I’m diggin’ it.
p.s. I HEART MY FRIENDS & FAMILY!
30 Things To Know Before Turning 30: The Anti-List
1. Fuck these lists
2. These lists can suck a bag of dicks
3. You aren’t perfect and you never will be so don’t let anyone (or yourself) try to convince you otherwise
4. You aren’t saving enough for retirement and everyone is going to tell you about it until your ears/eyes/fingernails bleed
5. You will never have everything you want so focus on getting what you need and then complain about the rest - everyone loves a complainer
6. There will always be a better phone that comes out right after you purchased yours
7. Getting old blows/rocks
8. You aren’t drinking enough water
9. It’s ok to call your parents crying; life isn’t easy
10. Change is constant so suck it up and keep moving forward
11. You are probably going to get fired/laid off or get your hours/wage cut at some point in your career - throw yourself a pity party, cry about it, and then move on
12. Just because you don’t “have nice things” by our consumeristic society’s standards doesn’t mean you don’t live a nice life
13. Shaving is annoying
14. Everything you eat/drink/breathe will give you cancer
15. When you think you have the Rocky Mountain Range of zits on your face it is probably more like the Chaokia Mounds - it always looks worse up close in the bathroom mirror
16. You should probably do a lot more of certain stuff and a lot less of certain stuff
17. You can eat ramen noodles if you wanna eat ramen noodles - at any age
18. STDs aren’t ageist - they don’t discriminate - always practice safe sex
19. Everyone will tell you to travel but you’ll be too busy working your ass off, paying off student loans, and buying a car/house/sofa/pet that you’ll be lucky if you get to tag along on your parents’ vacay
20. You don’t have to be Suzy fucking Sunshine 24/7 but you better not be Debby Downer all the time either
21. Your grandparents are going to die
22. You are allowed to karate chop anyone who tells you “everything happens for a reason”
23. If you’re in a relationship and happy, cool; it you’re single and happy, cool; if you’re unhappy, you should probably get a therapist and read copious amounts of self help books
24. Sometimes you just have to yell “fuckety fuck Fuck fucking FUCK”
25. Reality TV isn’t real - Dr. Phil isn’t even a real doctor and some of the Real Housewives aren’t even actually real wives
26. You’re gonna get stuck in a rut, then you’ll get out of it, and then you’ll get stuck in a different rut - it’s a roller coaster, so hands down, head back, and hold on
27. It is best, when taking personality tests, to take a shot every time it asks “are you more… or…?”
28. Happiness is a choice you have to make
29. You can’t change others, srsly, you can’t, stop trying
30. When you’re feeling sad: google “Certificate of Awesomeness Template”, download template, insert your name, print, and hang on your wall/fridge/bathroom mirror/cube
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Happy National Hi Five Day!
Reblogging for Megan :)
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Girly
I’m the typical girly woman. I like jewelry. I like flowers. I like chocolate. I like makeup. I like hair products. These are all things I got as birthday gift. My birthday weekend was so amazing. I keep asking myself: what did I do to deserve all of this? I just feel so special and loved. It is a great feeling.
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Age is just a number..
FREAKING OUT about turning 29. Note to self: age is just a number, age is just a number… You have your whole life to accomplish your goals; slow the fuck down and enjoy your 20’s.
